a chemist walks into a restaurant and says “i would like a plate of sodium acetate because that looks like NaC2H3O2 which looks like nacho lol.” the waiter says get the fuck out of my restaurant you god damned geek
"and in the third were Legolas and Gimli, who had now become fast friends."
my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score
i shit you not
Always reblog the Evil Giraffe
#friendly reminder that the winchesters are actually scary as hell
YES. JUST FUCKING YES
*not even a whovian* *claps*
SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!
Did homestuck just jack this post?!
… didn’t they all DESTROY their universe? sorry homestuck you are so far out of the running for saving things
Batman had a few buildings destroyed before he saved Gotham.
Luke Skywalker had a few planets destroyed before he saved the Galaxy
Homestuck has a few universes destroyed before they save THE WHOLE OF REALITY AND THE INFINITY FROGIVERSES AND ANCIENT HORRORS THAT LIVE IN IT.
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
*waves hands helplessly* kelvin
excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:
- a strange buzzing noise
- alien, I think
- an insurmountable feeling of dread
you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules