is-it-pale-or-pail:

thelionthewitchandthetimelord:

scruffyfrank:

there are two kinds of emos

  1. happy fall out boy fans
  2. sad my chemical romance fans

3. Conflicted fans of both

4. Fans of P!atD that don’t even know what’s going on anymore

wlntersoldier:

steve rogers accidentally writing 1941 instead of 2014 on official documents 

naked-mahariel:

i want this on a t-shirt

mechinaries:

where is that light coming from??

Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

mechinaries:

silly android thinks he’s sick. LOVESICK.

mechinaries:

whatever you say bucky

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

halidarkfire:

This is just amazing.

cca-is-humane:

The things I send my friends

theheartofachiefsoulofadragon:

monobeartheater:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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i didnt know the beatles could become so many words

Eh seatbelt

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